I can see your point, but i still think your full of sh*t!
I dont know what your problem is, but i'll bet its hard to pronounce!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public!
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter!
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying!
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view!
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist!
Do I look like a people person!
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting!
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left!
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer!
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed!
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done!
How do I set a laser printer to stun!
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary!
Oh I get it... like humour... but different!
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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Things you would like to say out loud at work...
Posted - 15/01/2008 : 21:50:51
